Wednesday, 9 May 2012

When Life Hands You Lemons,...

  • Make lemonade (duh)
  • Chuck them at people!
  • Become a magician -with help from an Internet course- and make grapes.
  • Sell them and buy nail polish (tee hee).
  • Make a lemon meringue pie and send me a piece.
  • Throw them at life and see if they'll make the same mistake again.
  • Ask 'Where do you get all these lemons from?' Actually, don’t ask. You really don’t want to know…
  • Give them back and yell “I WANTED CHOCOLATE!”
  • Mark them 'Return To Sender'.
  • Accept them graciously.
  • Ask for something else, unless you like lemons.
  • Ask the guy next to you why life gave him $50,000,000.
  • Enjoy the Vitamin C!
  • Ask what life is suggesting.
  • Be glad, it could have given you nothing
  • It's okay to re-gift them.
  • You really have to ask yourself what the heck is going on.
  • Hide the lemons and, when life turns its back, claim you never got your lemons. Repeat until satisfied. Open a business, sell lemons, and make money.
  • Keep Them! They were free!
  • Grow a lemon tree. When that tree gives you more lemons, make a lemon orchard. When that orchard gives you more lemons, sell them and become rich. Then next time you see life, you can say, “Thanks for the lemons!”Life hates people who are grateful for its lemons.
  • Learn to juggle. Or, even better, get an air cannon and have some real fun.
  • You'd better get a taste for sour fruit.
  • Ask, why not limes?
  • Ponder how exactly an anthropomorphic personification of something immaterial like life can give you a fruit.
  • Be thankful, it could have been much worse...
  • Convince everyone that having lemons is the best thing possible.

I like to spice things up, and 'When life hands you lemon..." quotes are definitely fun to play with. Hope you enjoy!

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