An Open Discussion With Stephanie & Sierra

A random conversation between me and Sierra. Just to prove we're crazy.

Stephanie: You know what whats unfair about men and women?

Sierra: That men can walk around topless, but women can't. ...Not that I'd want to.

Stephanie: Yeah, and you know what sucks? Girls have to have it all, but guys can have a totally have a totally ugly face and all people care about is if they have abs. Like The Situation

Sierra: Ryan gosling totally has it all. He's hot.

Stephanie: Leave my fish alone.

Sierra: Can I feed him?

Stephanie: How much are you feeding him?

Sierra: This much.

Stephanie: Sierra, that's way to much, I don't want him fat, give him like, two pieces.

Sierra: fine... (to Bubbles) EAT IT EAT!!!!!!! YAY!

Stephanie: Sigh...

Sierra: Can I feed another piece?

Stephanie: Fine.

Sierra: Yay! (dramatic pause) He's not eating it.

Stephanie: He's full, leave him alone. Oooh, wait, listen, McDonald's is giving away free coffee. (yells out window to mother) MOM! I want a free coffee from McDonald's!

Sierra: I don't trust you with coffee, Stephanie.

Stephanie: Yeah, well, I don't trust you with Nestea. Or cookies.

Sierra: I'm still upset about you finishing my cookies.

Stephanie: Sierra, they were my cookies and they were finished -by you- last time you came over.

Sierra: Yeah, well.... (more dramatic pausing) I want more.

Stephanie: Le sigh.

I'm Back! Miss Me Much?!?!

hey guys!!!!!!!!!!!! its me :) im back. told you i'd be back. no? you dont remember me? fine. ... ... ... Sierra Von Ruffles Le Awesome? remember? yes? ok good :) wait! oh no! stepanie just said she has no cookies left! now where am i going to get my amazing writing powers? not from vegetables thats for sure. well anyways its been a while since i've posted anything but im here now. not because i have some big news to tell you guys but because im super duper duper bored and im at stephanie's house. no wait i do have big news. well i wouldn't consider it big news unless you do not currently read stephanie's blog on a regular basis (if you dont go read it now!). ok so now for my news: stephanie is a crazy nail polish horder. like instead of  a cat lady she could be a nail polish lady. but i dont know i think its kinda cool ... but mostly crazy. oh you want to know my story of the summer? i went to Guyana!!!!!!! (you better know where that is!) yup it was like a 7 hour flight and during those plane rides i discovered something about myself ... i hate planes!! no correction: my stomach and ears hate planes. but you know what? now i finally understand the whole 'how about that airplane food?' joke. for all of you who have never been on an airplane and are wondering what air plane food tastes like just drop some half cooked food on the floor, disobey the 5 second rule and then eat. ... alright well it wasnt that bad but it wasnt good. anyways about Guyana ... one of the best things hands down was seeing random cows just walking around on the street all hours of the day and hearing them moo was even better! but just overall guyana was awesome :) oh oh! so im at stephanie's house right now (but u already knew that) and earlier today we made random people and polar bears and eyeballs out of foam and mine turned out amazingly! ill put a picture of them down below and stephanie is thinking about having a give a way/contest for them and other stuff. so leave comments telling us what you want us to put in the give a way and you could win it for free (and everythings better when its free duh). and of course you guys want the art that i did because who wouldnt? im quite the artist if i may say so myself. i mean check out the polar bear i made its adorable! his name is hunter so he has to be cute! whats you highest sneeze count? mine is one and a half and stephanie's is 21 (yeah i know shes crazy but im still a little jealous) oh something else about my trip to guyana was how many mosquito bites i got. you ready for this? over 65 bites. i lost track after that. but then i came back to canada and i was reading these random facts and i found out that once a mosquito is done sucking your blood it pees on you. yeah gross i know. so then i made the grave relization that i had been peed on more than 65 times. and then i threw up ... just kidding. so anyways on a different note i have this crazy watermelon obbsesion that i only recently discovered. but can you blame me? watermelon is like a yummy fruit that goes with everything and on top of all that they are good for you so its a win win win situation. what do you guys think of the situation? i think hes kinda old and gross to be walking around topless even though he has abs. oh you know who has nice abs? ryan gosling! like i want to be eva longoria just so i could date him. oh oh wanna hear a joke? ok so why did the duck cross the road? .... do you know? do you give? to get to the other slide!! ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah  ha aha ha ha! im sooo funny!!! ... yeah i dont get it either! so anyways im gunna go if you guys wanna send me like watermelon flavored candy or something thats cool! until next time my freaks!
                                                                                                        xxso
                                                                                                             - SieRrA :)


Added by Stephanie:
Just so you know where Guyana is :)

Other Pictures to come soon :)

sierra von ruffles le awesome's awesomeness

hi there :) its me. no not stephanie ... its sierra. her friend with the better hair (just so its clear). so about me .... hnmmmmmmmmmm ... well for starters im currently wearing some of stephanies awesometasitc jewllery that of course looks amazing on me. everything looks good on me (again just so you know) i once tried this like really long stripy hat on and what do you think? yes it looked faboulous on me:) oh has sstephanie mentioned her cat blue? yeah well blue thinks she has better hair than i do but she doesnt ... i mean sure she has better cat hair but i will always beat her in having better human hair :) so about those julep maven nail poslishes stephanie has blogged about ... yeah well she sent me some of them and i soon found out that the aridesent one (the one called melissa) does not i repaeat DOES NOT look good on top of a french manicure. i speak from experience ... and my experience was not pretty. hmmmm what else is there to tell you about me? well you know how stepanie has a fish named bubbles. she calls him that because she thinks hes fat (dont worry bubbles i think you look amazingly slim for seven years old) but anyways i think i have a talent for not noticing fish because i have been over to stephanies house a bunch of times and until she actually showed me her fish i had never noticed bubbles (im sorry bubbles) ......... ummmm oh! OHMYGOSH!!!!!! stephanie got a chalkboard wall (you know with the fancy chalkboard paint and everything) and its so cool!!!!!! i want a chalkboard wall but my parents are awesome and wont get me one (i say that with love) so have you noticed some spelling errors so far? bet u have. well thats because im waaaay to good for spell check :p so i dont use it ... well you know except for school assignments and stuff. stephanie just stole on of my cookies ... that she did give me but they were my cookies (yeah they were ginger snap cookies and who doesnt love them so im sure you understand) thats another thing i hate. when people steal ... or take my food i dont appreciate it because ususally i like food. ... ohmygosh she just stole ANOTHER ONE OF MY COOKIES!!!!!!!!! you  guys should really talk to her about that ... just saying ... she just stole another one. man she just doesnt learn. she better watch out and be able to sleep with one eye open. aww stephanies such a good friend shes going back to get me some more cookies to replace the ones she ate ... one day ill repay her with some of my food ... you know maybe. wow has been a really long blog considering its my first one ... but not my last! ill be back! dont worry! ill be back!!! me and my non check spelling self!

xxso
- sierra